Jm n Hems

2009-03-19T21:12:00.001+08:00

woah the last time someone posted here was 10dec2007
like already one year past !
its 2009 now !
and its my bday tmr !
actually during the year 2008
me and hema kinda drifted apart
now we're back tgt again ! :D
cos im sitting with her during poa :D
lalala i love hema ! :D

2007-12-10T16:50:00.001+08:00

hello this is jiamei
this is hema and my blog
i've nv visited this blog for a long time so i've decided to post
such an ancient blog
its a surprise some people still visit it
even i dont visit it
haha goodbye (:

2006-10-30T12:32:00.000+08:00

Harlowz..School is over for this year..Haiz...Boring to stay at home..I have made up my mind to work hard for sec 2..I must do well for all my subjects..Leave out art..I cannot draw..Hmmm...
I see that there will be nothing funny for us to post about school till nxt year..Unless we post funny things that happen in our life..The bbq on friday was great! I had so much fun..Mr low cooked for us chicken..I think it was sweet of Mr low to organise a bbq party for us..Yue Ting wanted to feed Mr low garlic bread or something and he agreed!

What will Mr lows wife say??Joking!!!Lol...

I gotta go now..Bye..

:Hema:

2006-10-28T11:03:00.000+08:00

The pics I took at the bbq...This is posted by Hema...

2006-10-23T15:06:00.000+08:00

Hie..So long I posted anything..I was not allowed to use the computer..It is the last week of school..Yay!!Nothing funny is happening in school these days except for games..On friday,Foong Oi brought UNO stacko..Wad a fun game..We keep sabo Iqbal and he keep losing..I and Jiamei did well for our exams..Passed everything except for art..Hmm..Well I think thats it..Gotta go!

:.Hema.:

2006-07-21T16:10:00.000+08:00

Sorry that i have not been posting entries so far...If u noe our class has a lot of humourous stuffin it...Mr low was explaining about...umm...i forgot...then he asked suggestion about wat to write. i said 'fairy' and mr low started flutttering his hands...haha!Jiamei will tell u the rest...

Hema

ok i'm jiamei...helping hema to type this...k the rest...mr low said that there is 2 meanings of fairy...in the U.S. fairies are gays...and the other fairy is those kind of fluttering things and he started to flutter his arms...haha then someone shouted "Iqbal!" then everyone started to laugh...cos they think Iqbal is a sissy...then onwards his nick was fairy...and another eng lesson one day...we were talking and fantasies...mr low said princess in the u.s. is gays...haiz...poor iqbal...from the onwards...his nick is" fairy princess"...quite nice actually...haha just kidding just kidding...

one day we went to the Singapore civilisation museum...the tour guide was a Eurasian i guess, and they had they american accent u knoe...and when she asked a yes and no qn, azizi answered yes in a amercian accent...so cute...

and if u heard or seen or like to watch the chinese comic "lao fu zi"(inside got a guy hu always wear the same kind of clothes, he has a whole closet of the same clothes)...well once i was thinking about mrs tee...hahaha...i guess u noe the rest...mrs tee almost wear the same clothes everyday..well she look like lao fu zi haha...

we were paying for the assessment books that mr low had bought for us...everyone needs to pay 40cents...someone had onli 50cents...mr low ask that person to pay 40cents the person said "i onli have 50cents, can pay tml?" mr low said"pay tml got interest, tml pay 50cents" then the person "har?!" then mr low snatch the money away..."u want to pay 50cents oso can donate 10cents for my hard word...hahaha...

i think we were talking about the guards in our sch in eng class one day or wat..."i think that the poor guard sit there order traffic...haiz...haiz...haiz...not even a baton,dun go and tell the guards ah,maybe the guns under the table...then when terrorists come, wah they open the drawers and piang piang piang...then inside got machine gun...rifle..pistol..." hahaha..."u think parents like the guards to have rifle walkin around in school?" then after we all laugh laugh laugh he say"talk about guns onli u all so happy..."hahaha...

mr low asked us wat is NATO...nobody noe...then he say "u think wat...NATO is No Action Talk Only ah..." i think...

mr low talking about maggots...he called the maggots "that fella"(his catchphrase)

Chin Boon in her cute voice: Good morning Mr low
Mr Low: wanted to say smth but no words out...chin boon too cute? mr low was like bit on his tougue cannot say anything then he smiled and went away ?

one day, we were talking about cats (cloze passage i guess).
Mr Low: they see kitten 'mew mew' very nice...
Mr Low"meow!"
"wah lau the cats will explode one ah?who ah? u ah?(pointing to Nazira), u go and pump cat and explode?! like cartoon lidat..."

one day eng lesson, we were talking about survival in the wild...
"if u catch a chicken, u have no tool to kill, then u take the chicken by the neck then swing then suddenly stop."---
"rabbits, the best"---
Alan: teacher, u eat b4 ah?
mr low: just a few times lah, barbecue the grasshopper then they become crispy
someone: grasshopper?!
mr low: yes
( we shuffling and talking in disgusts)
mr low: eh! quiet lah!---
mr low:cockroaches, worms, are a good source of proteins...twist the eggs off the ants...maggots r actually very good...
everyone: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
mr low: now u eeeeeeeee~~~later u hungry see if u still eeeee~~~~

hema said "pantene" i heard wrongly...i tot she say "panty"...

one day Ms Lu,my chinese teacher, asked us how to collect the donations from the class she's taking...cos she from china and still taking eng lessons so she doesn't noe much eng..

Qin Hui wrote on the board" Please hand in your donations.If not, i'll whoop your...hehe...=P" then bryan add to it"Go and die.Buy your own coffin.Your inheritance give me."
so the board has "Please hand in your donations.If not, i'll whoop your...hehe...=P.Go and die.Buy your own coffin.Your inheritance give me." haha....

i heard someone said that his teacher said" Wait till ur eyes bigger than me then come and scold me"

Eng lessons...talking about speech..."Go and die", the son said.
" u go first", the mum replied.
"Go to hell", the son said.

Miss Ewe, our stand in maths teacher for the later half yr because mdm ng was sick, was new to our school i think...cos she actually believed that we were the last class for express!!haha....we got class spirits ah...everyone lied to her that we were the last class for express, but actually we're the first...

Hema," write about how i banged my books on your(mine...) table to kill iqbal's germs cos he touch my books" but actually is iqbal came and asked me for smth...then he touched my table i think...or her books...then she keep banging her books on my table to 'kill iqbal's germs' i said" hey...that's my table!!"

i saw these tags on 1m3 blog:

20 Jul 06, 22:10LIMXIAOYIN'': muahahaha im the culprit haha kidding luh(: whoohoo i look beautiful today haha sorry ahh love myself too much(:
20 Jul 06, 20:26QINHUI`x: hais.. jus hope dat shes cuming backie nohs.. hmms.. i heard dat its mrs yek ??
20 Jul 06, 19:07Azizi: how come the peeps of 1m3 seldom online on msn...getting bored here
19 Jul 06, 22:17QINHUI`x: LOLLL; YEA YEA YEA !! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.. so funni nohs.. wib dat costume clean table.. WAHHAHAHAHAA..
19 Jul 06, 19:11Azizi: tmr we all gonna be cheap ahmas n cheap ahpeks cleaning tables while wearing ethnic costumes...dont forget bring scrub,cloth n dunnoe wat
17 Jul 06, 18:33Azizi: if noone own up,hire CSI laa
17 Jul 06, 16:40a smith: ms ng said the test not difficult so no need study!!LOL!! =x
17 Jul 06, 12:33ailing: hallo!!! The culprit pls own up!

haha these ppl so cute...

Wan said PAM stands for porn and more...

y the teachers always say "anybody belonging to this book?"
i tot is the book belongs to the person?

---dunno wat day...---(should be the day we all played truth or dare)
Wan said"Bintam...then iqbal say "batam" ...
Hema screamed when iqbal snatched her pencil case...
Wan showed his "bulging muscles"...

yes...Kelly...wah...everytime pinch my dog(pencilcase)...then i told her "aiyoooooooo...dun pinch my doh leh...wah u should belong ton the SPCA ---society for perfection to animals ---lor...actually is society for prevention of cruelty to animals...must love animals!!!be kind to animals!!!they r cute and harmless unless u provoke them!!!pls dun go and provoke them!!!u r getting urself in trouble if u do!!!

2006-05-20T18:58:00.000+08:00

ok here i go...interesting things that happened to our class is ALOT but not as much as last yr ...sob sob...erm ok ...er u noe things like the election oh ya cannot say later riot...haha...too bad...ok let's tok bout Mr Low our eng teacher...he ah...during eng lessons oso dunno y talk about the compo then talk talk talk ...the topic become baby hahahaha...then after he finish saying ...he said," y i talking about baby ah ? haha...

then got one time Iqbal, the class pervert(no offences), did the F*** dance..hahaha ...he point to his ....butt, then his er erhem...important part...then his er...breast? then did a sexy move while "singing" F*** mmm...saying lah...

then Iqbal and Hema was talking in Tamil once and i dunno what they were talkign about then they started bickering again (normal...) then Iqbal pointed to Saliha's( the class tomboy ? sorry ah no offences again )...cough cough...bra...then say this is her bra u think wat...blah blah blah can't rmb...(i'm famous for ...SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS yes...and then my conclusion is they were talkign in tamil and saying the word her/she/him or wadeva and started to bicker because it was wrong ya could u tell us wat happened Hema?

Wan is my class chairman and he sits infront of hema hu is sitting beside me....aha then he was running after the teacher to get the signature i guess( bleh not gonna tell u y ) then u noe Wan and one sounds alike and i asked Saliha, wat is one in japan and maybe i phrased the sentence wrongly...i asked ,"one is ichi right ?" then they laughed cos u noe " Wan is itchy right ?" haiz...

then dunno Iqbal say hema or saliha "a manly girl like u say "ewwww"...

Colonel, again another classmate, was looking at his literature paper and walking towards Ms Wati, lits teacher, and Ms Wati keep chanting later, later, later but colonel dint hear it cos he was looking at the paper then when he was almost to the desk then ms wati say later the 3rd time "later" then he heard it and "orh" then go back hahaha

then Iqbal 's favourite artist was Shabil ? Remo? wadeva...and then on his journal was dunno hu's pic then he said smth about shabil to hema so i guess is shabil??? then he kissed the pic loudly and say mua mua mua while kissing the pic then came hema's catchphrase"like ewwwwwwwwwwwwww" hahahaha...

i broight fans to school and then hema and wan was fanning me (shiok) haha then saying "All hail the queen!!!" then wan or hema starting saying all hell the queen and all earth the queen haha...

we just got our history paper i gues and the mark was actually over 35 but we thot is was over 80 as it was wriitten there and i was second to get the paper cos i am register no. 2 then when i showed my "neighbour" tose sitting around me , i got 21 over 80 then everyone got a shocked wah so low???!!! then after that i like wah...no hope...but then i got determination...haha jk jk...then after that i counted all the marks and toptal is 35 lah...relief upon me!!!

wan and me said the same thign and hema said we must say jinxed then she say cannot say jinxed together after we say the same thing of cos haha then i said 1,2,3 then wan and i said jinxed together muhahahahaha...

then in schools right...post exam activities are mostly playing cards and games blah blah together in a grp...if u dint noe wat they were playing and u walked past..u 'd think classes look like gambling dens hahahahaha...

Ms ng, maths teaher, was asking "do u noe another method of measuring circumference?" then i told hema casually" just take the string and measure lor" then it was like "oh ! as simple as that!" but like too easy... aiya mixed feellings lah...then confused lor...then laugh lor hahahahahah...

ms ng drew a circle on the board and say " wat is the circumference ?" then bryan , the noisy classmate, say that one that one while pointing at the board about 1 or 2 m away hahathat one !that one!(but is which one???!!!) hahahahaha

iqbal was walking towards hema and me then greeted " hi baby" hahahahahha

we were having science lessons with ms neo , science teacher, and ppl were rushing back to their chair when she walked in or smth ...then ms neo say "wah u all playing musical chair ah ?" hahhaha...

u noe our class spirit...is like strange...we will always have lookouts automatically satdning at the door to see if there is any teacher while the rest will gety into small grps immediately after the teacher dissappear haha...then when a teacher come towards our class no matter walking past or wad , some one will shout"teacher coming!!!" then everyone will rush back to their own seats and read their own book or do their own things quietly then if the teacher walk past everyone would laugh or sigh a sigh of relief haha then continue takling again...somethign a teacher will pop in and strae at us or scold us and everyone would act like huh ? i was reading a book...haha...

ok that's all for today...if somthing's not true or wad then sorry and no offences muhahahahaha...

2006-05-20T17:53:00.000+08:00

Our veri first post...K lemme tell abt this blog,this blog was created by Jiamei and Hema to write funny comments by our teachers...K thats all...Next is Jiamei's turn to post...I haf dun my posting 4 the day...

Hema